Philton Goes to Jail

We were watching "Extra", because we may look young, but we have an elderly spirit, without the acquired good judgment or organizational skills, and the very scary Extra hosts were discussing the Top 5 celebrities hunted by the paparazzi. And, of course, Paris Hilton was on it, because apparently Paris has a "look-at-me quality" about her. And they referred to this as if it was mysterious. Paris also has a mysterious naked quality. Does anyone remember the butterfly pasties? We are betting that contributes to her look-at-me quality.
What makes Paris so aggravating is not her exhibitionism, which could be offset with the right sense of humor, but that she is famous solely for exhibitionism. And she is referred to as an "heiress", which is American for "princess", instead of "porn star", which would be much more appropriate. But even though America has princesses, it also has jail (now Paris can make jail cool the same way Liloh and MK made rehab cool! Imagine how long she spent picking out her going-to-jail outfit!) We are hoping that this will partially dispel the American princess myth, but it is not nearly as satisfying as, say, the Britney Spears eternal spiral of doom.