We Should Leave Our Lights On

Forget all that stuff about the re-love-olution. We want to start using this blog to talk about ourselves. Firstly, just to clear some things up, we speak about ourselves in the plural because we like to think there is a large group of people who think exactly like us, and do the exact same things at the same time, which there isn't. Oh well.


We wanted to go into fashion until we realized that people keep mistaking us for lesbians and we never wash our hair. Before that, we wanted to be neuroscientists, until we realized that we hate science and we can't just have the neuro part. Before that we wanted to be therapists, until we realized that we can't communicate our empathy, and we don't care. Somewhere in there we wanted to join the air force. Honestly, it's bizarre. It's bizarro. It's Sealab. Whatever.
Three days ago we decided to become schoolteachers, because children are the only people we can consistently tolerate. So we were carefully outlining what we have done towards completing our education degree today, and if we really apply ourselves, which we don't, we'd have two, maybe three more years left in school. But honestly, we would not care if we had twenty more years left in school. We suspect the longer we are occupied, the better it is for everyone.



Anyway, this is very boring. We suppose we're like those annoying indie kids who pretend to be lonely and kill hours finding unknown artists on the internet, and then get pissed off when they find out everyone already knows about them. Someone once told us "gay" was spelled "geigh", so it wasn't an insult to "gay" people to call something "geigh". We believed them because we were thirteen.
We sometimes get deeply upset when people eat bananas.