Fuck Patriots' Day

Happy 9/11 everybody! Today in English we spent our entire class discussing where we were and how we felt five years ago today. And here is our thrilling story.
We were 9...We didn't have TV, and weren't in school. Our parents told us about it, and we didn't care. We felt nothing, and still don't. It didn't even touch our life, when it touched most people through the television screen.
We're sorry, but we can't feel sympathy for people we didn't know, no matter how many of them there were.
And if we hear one more anti-muslim comment we're going to...er, cry. Seriously.