I Love You, Cold Unfeeling Robot Arm

We're beginning to wonder if we actually have original thoughts.

We don't believe in pessimism. We don't believe in pessimism because when you expect the worst, you unconsciously precipitate it. It seems to us that the worst does actually happen quite a lot. It also seems to us that expect everything to be wonderful, at least you're happy until proven wrong.

We had a dream where we woke up with retrograde amnesia, and we didn't remember an unspecified amount of time, somewhere around several months. Apparently in this amount of time, we had fallen deeply in love with someone named Matt, and this upsets us profoundly, now that we think about it, because we can't believe our dream world is so unimaginative, it named our dream character "Matt". Even our unconscious is unoriginal. Tsk. Anyway, this dream Matt recently broke up with us and broke our hearts, but we didn't remember any of it. So it was all very ironic when he texted us - texting is in our dreams now - and asked us to come over friday, because - we use the word because too much - we were so nonchalant about it all. We just wandered around a bookstore, where all our real life friends were, for some reason. Now we have the strange desire to wake up with amnesia, and be nonchalant, and wander around a bookstore.